ModelFights: “The Russian Tourney” Catfights (or Kami Soul KatFighting!)
Link To Modelfights May Special Page: http://www.modelfight.com/MonthlySpecials.htm
Highly Recommended, but read my review carefully. It will pay off for you.
Also, Low, Solid, & High for each Ratings Category. THIS IS THE SAME STYLE CATFIGHTING REVIEW I USED AT CRYSTALFILMS… Enjoy!
This Four Fight Tournament from Kamifight gets my*****(low) Outstanding Rating. This DVD is guaranteed to please even Jaded Catfight Fans such as myself. Exotic Fit Looks, Lost Tempers, and MEAN Bitch-Fighting all add up to a top notch Authentic Catfight release. Cat Daddy.
The Russian Tourney Fights ModelFights is selling, as part of it’s May 2006 Special Sale, is without a doubt the best Catfighting I have watched From Any Of The Producers of Genuine Catfighting I have seen this entire past year, even with it's distractions. And to top it off, it is part of a Russian Trilogy or 3 HOURS of Solid Catfight Action found on 3 DVD’s for about $11 dollars more than a Crystalfilms Video Magazine. That’s a bargain for 3 hours of this type of rare Femme Fighting Entertainment. Honestly, the other two DVDs in the 3 DVD set are not as good as The Russian Tourney, and they would not get my highest recommendation as the Past Reviewer of Crystalfilms Reviews. However, the Russian Tourney is a notch above the rest. The women are all Beautiful, Sexy, Physically Fit, & most importantly, MEAN. They are All Bad Ass Bitches In A Catfight! In The Beauty Department, I found myself Fantasizing, "I'd Like To Be Married To Tania. No, No wait! I'd Like To Be Married To Lisa! Shit! No! Look at Natalie! She'd be killer to have on your arm when you walked into a room... But wait... Geezus! Whose this Nastya Babester? This woman tops them ALL!!!!!! " And besides that, “Look How Safe You Would Feel” in the company of women so bad they could whip most guy’s asses who are walking around on the street. And for those rare occasions when they couldn’t whip the guy’s ass, I would be happy to step in and to do it for them. Ahem… if I were 30 years younger. Oh yeah. I’d give it my best shot at protecting them though. These Girlz are Fine or BOSS as we used to say in the 1960’s. Enough of my Ogling, and on to the review…
The emotional intensity, genuinely lost tempers, and "Attitude, Attitude, Attitude" the women All Exhibited is Pure Streetstyle Catfighting at it's Most Outstanding (with some slight reservations that I feel guilty about having but will mention as I go through this review). I cannot stress how much I appreciated the level of intensity Kami and her Girlz kicked the catfighting up to in The Russian Tourney DVD. Now That's Catfighting!!! The women obviously had issues (catfight pride, didn’t like the other woman’s attitude, etc…) with one another and wanted to dish out dominating beatings to their opponents. The Fighting Was Fierce! The “Format” is what Kami truly intended to be her first “Tournament Competition”, and follows somewhat how a Judo Match might begin. The women, wearing Judo Gees (and not much else), Face Off and “Politely” bow slightly towards one another. The Emcee of the fighting, which is Kami herself, starts each match by launching a fist out between the two catfighters and the women do their level best to try and kick their opponent’s ass using the dirtiest catfighting tactics they can! …Which they do with the greatest of Catfight aplomb.
Let’s get down to the actual Catfights… There were Four!!!!
1. Lisa (dark brunette) Vs. Veta (dirty blonde) – I am pretty sure that Lisa is Molly’s younger sister for those of you who are Molly Fans like I am. Unfortunately for Lisa, she has to fight one of the baddest women at Kamifight, and that would be Veta who has a genuine Mean Streak which catfight fans will love! Whose the biggest, baddest bitch in a catfight between these two foul tempered women? This seems to be the burning question in their minds too! I loved this match up because it had all four basic catfighting moves including Full Force Slaps to the Face, Severe Body Punching, Controlling Hair-pulling, and Kicking. The kicker is, face slapping during this tournament was one of the somewhat off limits moves (bummer because that is a staple of non fist-fighting catfights). But when you get someone like Lisa into a Catfight Tournament, the Rules “Luckily” go out the window and what you wind up with is a Streetstyle Punching-Slapping Catfight! The Camcorder Catfight Crowd will appreciate this match up. I know that no one appreciated Lisa breaking the rules more than I did. As in all of these Tourney Match Ups, the women both loose their tempers because the perception by each is that the other woman is “Fighting Dirty!” I can’t say that I disagree with this assessment. All of the Catfight Submissions Moves are found in this bitch-fight. The women scream at one another, rant, grunt, “Needle” their opponent, and just are generally total bitches to fight against. You Know, just like we like ‘em. The women ended this match with the winner flipping the looser the bird, and the looser spinning around, sticking her booty out and patting it as in “Kiss My ASS!” I rate this fight a “low OUTSTANDING”***** I deducted a precious few points because the women could have used the face slapping catfight submissions move a little more aggressively when those opportunities were presented and not taken, and I was put off by Kami stopping “The Stellar Serious Catfight Action” so the women could readjust their fighting uniforms (Judo Gee tops) just too many times for my taste. It was a distraction I could have done without during such foul tempered fantastic catfighting.
2. Marie (Kami’s Younger Sister! brunette) Vs. Lisa (Molly’s Younger Sister! brunette) – In this catfight, you have a “Genetic Catfight Experiment Gone RIGHT!” Genetic Younger Siblings to two of the meanest bitchiest catfighters at Kamifight: That would be Kami herself (who I don’t believe has ever lost a catfight…I might be wrong but I haven’t seen this happen!) and Molly (who is also a consistent winner in her catfights). When I realized that the younger sisters of two of the older sisters were going to compete against one another, I knew it had the makings of a great match. You can’t say that diminutive Lisa is intimidated by the bigger Girlz, and you can see it again in her second fight of this tourney with Marie. You know it’s going to be bad (which is good!) when the Emcee, or Kami herself, has to leave the room because she can’t bear to watch her younger sister fighting in a tournament she organized where her little sister is fighting against Lisa, another girl’s sister from Kamifight. This is the ONLY Fight that went unsupervised by Kami. This time, Marie is the first fighter to break the no face shots rule, and almost right out of the catfighting gate she slaps Lisa in the face. Lisa is not happy about this! All of the other contestants are supposed to understand before any of these fights start that “Lisa Is The Only Catfighter Allowed To Break The No Face Slapping Rule First.” And boy, is she pissed! Real Streetstyle Catfight Aficionados will find the “Pissed Off Catfighter Syndrome” throughout the Russian Tourney DVD fighting to be heart warming. I know I did. Teeth-Gritting and the sounds of hard smacking punches to the head and body abound in this hard fought match up. Neither young woman wanted to embarrass their older sister by loosing their fight to their opponent. If Lisa thought her fight with Veta was dirty, she must have been shocked by Marie’s tactics. Just like big sis Kami, Marie likes to go for the “Fetish Catfight Submissions Moves” which include Ass & Pussy Grabbing, and the grabbing of any other loose fleshy areas of the body that present themselves for the grab. I’ll leave the rest of that one up to your imagination. Even “Severe Wedgies” are employed by Marie against Lisa. I would definitely tip my hat towards Marie as being the Biggest Bitch in this catfight match-up both “Size Wise, Dirty Moves Wise.” I rated this catfight a “high EXCELLENT****” I thought that Lisa’s fighting was somewhat off the mark, even though it was still a very high quality match, because Lisa seemed to be worn down in this fight and appeared to be overwhelmed by Marie’s size whenever she wound up pinned underneath on her back or stomach. Maybe her first fight took out of her some of the boiling hot steam she had in fight number one with Veta. Also, after the initial slaps, the Rules were pretty much followed and their faces were not generally one of the targets of opportunity as a Slapping Catfight Submissions move. The Judo Gees got in the way and at times caused each Fighter to have problems “Punching Through” the clothing. Bad enough to have to catfight a wild woman much less to struggle against restrictive clothing that at times blocked views of bodies and facial expressions. Still, a very powerful catfight by anyone’s measure. And poor Lisa even gets a genuine face sit while the top of her head is pounded until she yields in the first Catfight Submission of this match after fighting her heart out for 10 non-stop grueling minutes.
3. Asia (brunette)Vs Natalie (Redheaded Irish-Russian?) – Asia is a totally wild woman who looks like she could quite possibly have some Exotic Asian Blood running through her veins. Not just any Asian blood… The Leader of the invading Mongol leader Genghis Khan’s Asian Blood! This girl is out of control and swings so frequently that her opponents all have difficulty grappling with her. Even Natalie, who has equally exotic Russian Looks, spends much of her time trying to come to grips with Asia in this third catfight of the Tournament. Exotic against Exotic, these banshees roll around on the ground both trying their damnedest to gain control of one another for a catfight submission. Natalie gets trapped in a restraining neck scissors. It is obvious Asia is enjoying executing this punishment as she has a slight Mona Lisa smile watching Natalie struggle to get loose from between her legs as she is pulling her Red Hair out by the roots and controlling the catfight action. Natalie curses (in Russian of Course. I think it was “You Bitch!” that she said. No I don’t speak a word of Russian. It was just an educated guess.), and manages a Houdini-esque escape from Asia’s “Bear TrapThighs.” Natalie is genuinely angry and pissed off by Asia’s use of this attempted “Wrestling Submissions” move during a catfight, and both women stand back up and go toe to toe raining punches and yelling curse words at one another which I will not even attempt to translate here in this review! There could very well be some women reading this description who Are Not Catfighters, and it might offend their sensibilities, or God forbid, cause them to faint if I did the translation. Natalie does manage to gain the dominant position, but as in all truly great catfights, Asia continues to try to fight out from the bottom position while still dishing out punishment to the woman on top. I love “Contrasts” between different exotic looking women of different ethnicity’s fighting it out in a streetstyle catfight. This match up was very satisfying on that count even though it was not so much a streetstyle match because the face was not targeted. I loved the looks of both of these women, so I found watching them struggling against one another to be a superb Visual Treat. Another attribute of this catfight match I enjoyed was the outbursts of outrage and lost tempers over and over during the match. Okay. So a woman doesn’t have to receive a Face Slap to get pissed off during a catfight. I’ll admit that. But catfights without face slaps (when it’s not an all out fist-fight) lack even the flavor of well acted Hollywood catfights when this key catfight staple move is not present. That said, with each new eruption of tempers came that fresh burst of renewed energy that kept the pace of this contest going full blast throughout the fight. To their credit, these girls DID follow the rules to the letter and I give the an “F” for almost no attempted F-ace slapping during this struggle. At one point during the fight, Natalie was on top and she did some “Held Back” Face Swatting as if she really Did Not want to “Injure” that pesky fly on Asia’s face (just figurative speech…there was no fly). Now, do you really believe that Asia would reward Natalie with “The Victory” in this hot catfight because she was such a “Kind & Polite Catfighter” and didn’t slap the shit out of her when she had the chance to obtain this particular Catfight Face-Slap Submission? No Way! Natalie’s unwillingness to “Get Bitchier” than Asia who obtained her submissions with more Wrestling Flavored Moves, netted Natalie the loss in a very much contested outcome of this match which contained the most excruciating hair-pulling of all the catfights on this DVD . Because of their Exotic Looks and the high energy levels and lost tempers (they really both wanted to win), I give this Catfight a “lowOUTSTANDING*****” rating. The Gees got in the way at times and had to be readjusted in this catfight too, and there was no real face slapping. But, I still loved this Match Up of Contrasting Exotic Looks!
4. Nastya (brownish blonde) Vs Natalie (redheaded braids) – The Truly Grand Finale… This is one match up that I really should not even be reviewing because, in my humble opinion, Nastya is one of my All Time Favorite Fighters skill wise, and in the Looks Department too. I absolutely OD on her beauty alone when I look at her face. Okay enough ogling. I thought in retrospect, in this final Catfight of the Russian Tourney, Nastya should have been fighting either Veta or Asia. Truthfully, I could enjoy watching Nastya Catfight “Fred Flintstone’s Wilma” in Bedrock and be happy. As it is, she fights the also gorgeous and exotic looking redhead Natalie. Nastya is what I would characterize as “The Natural”, because she has great catfighting instincts. Even in the Prefight Warm Up, she looks over at Natalie and Lashes out with a beautifully executed “Snapping” forward kick just for the intimidation factor. Once they bow and ball up their fists, and Emcee Kami lashes out with her own fist between the two flashing eyed antagonists to start the match off, Nastya gets off to a rocky start against Natalie who seems to be “Fresh As A Daisy” even though this is her second fight and Nastya’s first fight on this Tourney DVD. Both of these women are “Strong”, and manage to muscle their opponent from the top position back down on their backs as each goes for the pin time and again. This is a hard thing to do when the woman on top is as fit as you are and has other ideas about letting you put her into the bottom position. These girlz have that kind of strength and stamina letting them do this over and over during the passing of their match. This is hard fighting, and in the course of the struggle Natalie gets elbowed or head butted (the Gee was blocking the view at times. Damn!), and she winds up with a slightly bloodied nose. Hurricane Havanah would not be amused! To her Brave Catfighting Credit, Natalie ignores her leaky nose and fights on after Kami briefly stops the fighting to readjust the women’s Gees and to restart the catfight. Very Skillful Controlling Hair-Pulling ensues as Nastya begins to grip Natalies face with her fingers and the back of her head with a handful of hair. MEANwhile, Natalie is trying to escape and to find the silver bullet catfight move that will regain her the control of the fight action. Both Girlz get into a Kneeing-Kicking Duel that is one of the most vicious exchanges I have seen in quite some time using this move. I don’t know what the problem was between Nastya and Natalie besides having to compete in a Nasty Catfight Tournament, but they acted like they hated one another from the looks they were giving one another during the fighting. It makes me believe that there were Other Issues going on besides just the victory in this single catfighting combat. This is Streetstyle Catfighting at it’s best. The women are both Evenly Matched Capable Fighters, and can dish out and take punishment to the max. It is possible that any other match up for Nastya would have been a let down compared to the competition Natalie gave her in catfight number 4. Certainly, if the Camcorder Catfight Crowd wants to “Pretend” that those catfights are anymore intense than this fight, they are not being honest about the action. And the viewer is treated to decent lighting and 9 minutes of All Out Streetstyle Catfighting Action between gorgeous women to boot. This as opposed to poorly shot, badly lighted, often blocked views, with Goofy People getting in the way of the camcorder during the action. This is a top notch catfight amongst 3 other great matches on this DVD. I rate this catfight a “solidOUTSTANDING*****” with the main detractors being the no face slapping rule, and the “Pesky Gees” getting in the way and causing the action to halt while they are straightened back out. The other two 1 hour DVD’s also each have their own Great Streetstyle Catfights that Rival the first and last matches on the Russian Tourney DVD I am reviewing. I just do not have the time these days to write nice reviews for all the great Submissions Wrestling and Streetstyle Catfighting I have been watching when I get a spare moment. I have been busy replacing my Lost Vids from Katrina, hence the purchase of this DVD amongst all the others I have been buying.
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If the old Crystalfilms Catfight Aficionados don’t support Kamifights via a purchase from the Distributor, which in this case is ModelFights, then they are reducing the chances of Possibly “High Outstanding” rated catfight matches that I think are going to be put out by Kami if sales are good and they have the resources (money) to do more top notch Streetstyle Catfighting Shoots. I am Lobbying Hard with Kami and friends for “All Out Streetstyle Catfights” by Beautiful Fit Young Women with Bitchy Mean Streaks in Sexy Outfits for all of us out here in Catfightland. Please support Kami by purchasing their Vids at both ModelFights and TanyaKicks “Chaos Video”. By the way, over at Chaos Video, you can Preview All of Kami’s Chaos Series with the user ID Demo and the password Guest. I would love to see this feature available everywhere that Producers Are Not Afraid To Put Their Product Out There for folks to sample before they purchase the DVD. You reading this ModelFights? It’s an excellent suggestion. At least I think so.
Thanks to ModelFights and TanyaKicks Chaos Video for carrying these excellent Russian Catfights, and for taking the time to read my review, and I hope it was somewhat enjoyable, but more importantly, honest and informative. Oh… I almost forgot to mention one more bit of Info that might be important to the Foot Fetish Crowd in to Catfighting: The Catfighters in this video are wearing cute little Ankle Socks. If you are purchasing this Russian Catfight Tournament for the Foot Action and not the Stellar Catfighting, you might want to look elsewhere. See, I’m thinking about all you “Fettsh Fighting Moves Folks Too.”
Cat Daddy. “Hope Springs Eternal For Old Catifight Aficionados.”